(via yuhsmellgood)
i just
really like it when men push their sleeves up
or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows
i mean i really like it
really
(via bounceinmystep)
(via nachoviv)
(via singmythoughts)
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
(via nachoviv)
(via severusmakemealovepotion)
Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?
(via drapetomania)
- friend: imagine you could read harry potter again without knowing what's going to happen..
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend: why are you crying?
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
(via satan-is-my-dad)
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
(via satan-is-my-dad)
(via the-same-stars)
I can’t stop listening to this. So now you have to listen to it.
God I love this.
